Gopher Inn

# gopher://gopher-inn/

1  The News                /news        gopher-inn  70
1  The Longer News         /longer      gopher-inn  70
0  A Welcome Note          /welcome.txt gopher-inn  70
1  The Guestbook (14MB)    /guest       gopher-inn  70
1  Poems                   /poems       gopher-inn  70
1  How To Get Here         /how         gopher-inn  70

If your browser supports gopher://, try it. If it doesn't (it doesn't), you can read the 1991-canonical menu above.

# house rules

Leave the menus better than you found them. No HTTP. No JavaScript. No images. Text only. The Inn is open as long as the gopherd process is up, which is always, because nobody remembers how to stop it.

# guestbook (excerpt)

1994-03-02  anon@edu       "it works??"
1997-11-14  sgabriel       "i came back. 3 years."
2001-08-08  m.kato         "gopher is the last honest protocol"
2011-06-19  anon           "still here. still no javascript."
2024-02-27  chisel         "i brought the webring"
2026-04-22  you            "_"

The full guestbook is 14 MB of ASCII. We do not paginate it. Use grep.

# weather report

The weather at the Inn is always the same: mild, grey, faintly electrical. The lobby smells like warm plastic and old paper. Nobody is at the desk. The bell still rings.